Haley’s Giggle

(PT lady came and said that Haley has all the potential to catch up, but there’s a long way to go. I take that as: Haley will catch up, yippee!).

What Haley says (What Haley really means)

Soup: thooooop! (I love soup, EXCEPT when there are things other than matzo balls or soup nuts in it)

Pizza: num num! (not a chance)

Cheese: num num! (you’re kidding– if i’m not eating pizza, I’m definitely not eating plain cheese)

Chocolate: PLECH (I get that the world is obsessed with this food, but frankly, it’s rather bitter for me).

Ice cream: PFFTSHS (While I appreciate that the world is also obsessed with ice cream, I myself find it a bit too rich).

Chicken nuggets: chickchick! (Good lord, y’all know what processed stuff goes into making a nugget? I’ll eat it if you actually tell me what part of the chicken’s anatomy is “nugget”).

Avocado: num num (you serious?)

Tortilla Chips: crackh! (finally! you found something i like! Of course, I’ll only eat a couple of them, just to drive you nuts, but you’re on the right track).

Tortilla chips with something on it: PLECHHHH (you had to push it, didn’t you? I show you what I like and you try to ruin it. Why don’t you just dip my chip in chocolate ice cream pizza?!?)

Life cereal: see-yo! (I call all cereal cheerios, even though I know they’re not. The cinnamon ones are oh so yummy).

Peanut Butter: no no no (If I don’t like chocolate, ice cream, or pizza, why on earth would you think I’d take to peanut butter?!)

Marshmallows: shishish! (that’s what mom says, delicious. But seriously, I’d rather ingest my tacro medicine than eat this fluff)

Rice cake: shishish! (now this is delicious!)

Chocolate milk: num num! (still chocolate– nice try).

Fruits/Vegetables: num num! (Healthy kids with normal eating patterns have difficulty with these two food groups, and you think I’m gonna be fine with it?!)

Eggs: no more (they just look weird, and slide off the spoon funny).

Fish sticks: num num! (meh.  better if you disguise them in soup).

Bagels/bread/challah/cookies/cake/donuts: noooooooo (Oh no! not carbohydrates!!!! NOOOOOOO!)

Water: watah! (this is so delectable. I’ll drink this all day!)

Apple Juice: JOOOOOOOOCE! (I’ll take a sip, but it’s way too tangy for my taste. And don’t try to water it down. you’re ruining a perfectly good cup of water).